PRESENTING DM-Pornhouse(xrated)!!!!

In a seedy little porno shack in Houston, a bizarre exercise in debauchery between two male humans has resulted in the incidental fusion 
between various unsanitary fluids and moldy substances, causing a rift in time and space. A portal has been created between this world 
and the Nymphos 5 galaxy, where an interstellar war has endured for centuries. Fierce alien warriors have unwittingly stumbled through 
the wormhole. The way back to their galaxy has shut, and they are now trapped in the putrid confines of the adult video store. None of 
them know if the gateway will ever open again. But until it does, they refuse to let their enemies wait alongside them.

Comments: I've been wanting to make a rats style map for a while now, but I could never think of a unique enough location. At the 
same time, I got tired of downloading piss-poor maps with in-your-face porno everywhere, just for the sake of being there with no 
context. One day I'm thinking about some more map ideas and drive by a "24 hour adult theatre" (no I didn't go in...not THAT night, anyway), 
and the idea came to life. 

Now I know what some of you are thinking: "If I wanted to look at porn, I wouldn't be playing UT2004." or perhaps you're saying 
"But the children! Jesus wept, the CHILDREN!" Not to fear, people. 

A. UT2004 was rated M, so obviously there won't be any children playing, right? RIGHT, PARENTS? Of course not. You guys are too
 responsible for that.

B. I plan to revamp this map with less "inappropriate" textures and I'll re-release it as a "PG-13" version, if you will. 
Because I know plenty of people, no matter what age range, get grossed out by this stuff. I understand. So if you play the map and you 
like it except for the content....I got your back. 

But in general, I feel if it's gonna take place in a porno store, it has to look like one.
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credits ALSO GO TO SHOKAZULU AND EVERYONE ELSE IN THE SHOK TEAM AT http://www.shokazulu.com FOR PROVIDING ME WITH THE CHAIR, BARSTOOL, DOORKNOB AND SWINGING
SALOON DOOR MESHES. THESE GUYS DO GREAT WORK AND WERE AN INSPIRATION FOR ME TO DO THIS.

CREDITS ALSO TO ANGEL MAPPER, FOR HIS/HER INVALUABLE ASSISTANCE AND TUTORIALS AT http://angelmapper.com.

Also thanks to everyone at the forums at www.unrealtournament.com for helping out myself and so many other aspiring mappers. 
We couldn't have done it without you.

Special thanks to Assraker and Mephisto for helping me find ways to get this map out to the public.

And last but not least, a special thanks to porn star and UT2004 gamer Asia Carrera, who contacted me personally and allowed me to use (and abuse) her earthly 
visage in this map.

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Directions: You know the drill. Unzip and extract into UT2004/Maps and have fun. 

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Legal agreement: I have no problem with anyone lifting any materials from my map, be it meshes, sounds, textures, etc. I only ask that you 
give credit where credit is due. Honorability is above all else.